stop sucking on titties it’s childish
Don’t pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
Her heart sank into her shoes as she realized at last how much she wanted him. No matter what his past was, no matter what he had done. Which was not to say that she would ever let him know, but only that he moved her chemically more than anyone she had ever met, that all other men seemed pale beside him.
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
|me:||I should go shower now|
|(five minutes later)|
|(another five minutes later)|
|(yet another five minutes later)|
|(more five minute intervals)|
|someone:||(goes into the bathroom)|
|me:||wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower|